Breakfast is the most important meal of the morning.

We are who we are, because everyone else was taken.

Justice is the deaf, dumb, blind, naked, hotty with huge hooters.
Punishment is a deaf, loudmouth, blind, naked, fatty with a hot poker.

Diversity: evaluating individuals by their external characteristics.
Racism: evaluating individuals by their external characteristics.
No matter what you call it, categorizing people damages.

Total Quality Management is communism.

Most people are idiots.

Nothing is as dangerous as a confident moron.

How old will you be if you don't try to do it?

Modern living allows mankind the opportunity to understand less and less of
their environment and most take advantage of it.

Easy is always popular.

Base decisions on solid reasons, not excuses.

How come we admire fitness, but don't admire people's efforts to stay fit?

If those with lives can be fit, why can't you?

You'll be happier if you marvel at the weather, instead of cursing it.

Being afraid of pain is being afraid of life.

Belief in God makes life more interesting.

Everything is just a game. Play fair.

Improve yourself.